Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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