guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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