do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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