Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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