**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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