I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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