what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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