Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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