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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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