Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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