Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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