All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
zippers are such a cool invention
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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