Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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