Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
