He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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