I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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