32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
where am i from again
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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