Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
