You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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