dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
