dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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