Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Panties = found
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
