I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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