I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Your penis caused this!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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