I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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