Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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