I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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