p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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