There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
