You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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