Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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