My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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