I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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