Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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