Its about making memories worth repressing
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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