Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Randomize
