Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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