i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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