Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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