is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Come share oat with me in your robe
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
