Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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