i permit you to call me
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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