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(305): View more from Florida

Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics

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you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...

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(571): View more from Virginia

she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend

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(440): View more from Ohio

Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?

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(830): View more from Texas

I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that

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(256): View more from Alabama

There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me

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