Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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