Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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