Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
