nut hugger
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
This is classic penis vs brain.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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