He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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