Sponge bath it is.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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