He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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