There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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