Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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