Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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