do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Is that strawberry winking at me??
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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