Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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