I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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